To better place
your work with the proper sub-genre editor, we ask you to fill out The
Futility Review Submissions Interview.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please state your name for the record:
Your occupation?
How would you describe the poems in your submissions?
Do your poems contain any of these trademark
idiosyncrasies?
Does your submission contain any of these words: shard,
limn, or numinous?
Regrettably, Yes
Do your poems mention grandma or your first dog?
What's wrong with that?
Is there any mention of butterflies or unicorns in your
work?
Just in that one place
Which of these is your favorite line of poetry?
What journal would you
consider your best credit to date?
When you have finished the interview, record
your submission. Please make sure there is no distracting ambient
noise in your vicinity, and speak clearly. Please state the title
of each poem. Keep the mouse in place until you are finished
and then move the mouse slowly away.
You may also choose to submit your work via conventional
means, by which we mean
